My book has a depressing title. But I contend that the book is not depressing, dammit, and the title should be viewed ironically. In fact, in an ideal world, you would close your eyes and see my title in pretty pink and green.

Ready.

Close ‘em.

ats1.jpgAre they closed? Then how are you reading this, ay?

Okay open them.

Ta da!

Now you’re not depressed.

Now you’re happy.

Now my title is ironic.

I’ll PayPal $5 to whoever can guess first the TWO album covers I ripped that font and those font colors from.