P.H. Madore wrote a story featuring a bunch of lit folk as characters and I was included. I do weird things like this:

Jackie Corley said to Nick Antosca, “I’m not leaving yet.” She whipped out her iPhone, checked her e-mail. She wrote forty professional articles, brilliant and original, over the course of the next five minutes. Nick Antosca smiled.

I don’t have an iPhone. I have an iPod touch. I do indeed check my e-mail from it ALL the time. Eerie.